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Real Housewives Taglines but They’re All King Charles


“I have an heir and a spare, but my crown is my real baby.”

“I may be old-fashioned, but my reign is modern AF.”

“I don't need a scepter to be the queen bee.”

“I'm the crown jewel, and honey, you're just cubic zirconia.”

“I may be a king, but I'm the queen of throwing shade.”

“I'm not just royal, darling. I'm royally fabulous.”

“I don't have to raise my voice, I just lower the boom.”

“I may wear a crown, but that doesn't mean I'm afraid to throw it down.”



“There's nothing stiff about my upper lip.”

“I'm not just a pretty face, I've got the crown jewels to match.”

“Royalty may be in my blood, but drama is in my DNA.”

“I don’t just drink piping hot tea, honey, I spill it.”

“I don't need a royal flush to rule this game.”

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