My name is Freddie.

I'm what they call a Third Culture Kid, which is just a pretentious way of saying I’ve lived in so many places I have no idea where I’m actually from. Right now, I’m based in sunny London – by which I mean, I saw the sun once in 2019 and I think about it often. Over the years, I’ve racked up six home countries, a passport held together with duct tape, and a confused accent.
 

My literary career began at the tender age of six when I wrote my first short story, which, shockingly, did not catapult me to fame and fortune. My family is still disappointed. But I kept at it, got better, and eventually started getting published. Now, of course, I’m wildly successful, absurdly wealthy, and spend my days sipping cocktails in the Bahamas. Syke! I’m still in London, complaining about the weather like it’s my full-time job.

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Some other things I like: Lucky Charms, '90s nostalgia, web design, cheesy horror flicks, rollercoasters, puppies, peanut butter, coffee, and sneakers.